Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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