- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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