What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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how man

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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