- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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