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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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