- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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