- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

So FDR walks into a bar.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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