Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Anti Joke

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