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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.