- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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