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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A fat guy!

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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