- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

quantum physics?

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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