- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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