- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

No it doesnt..

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

women's rights

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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