why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Gay rights.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Horse.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

noah is a scrub jungle

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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