If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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mexicans fishing

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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