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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

No it doesnt..

Apple hates Blackberry.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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