- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

I have a horse.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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