- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

I have a horse.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

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