- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What stops a train? A missile

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

You bumder!

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Gretta has five legs? -no

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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