Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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