What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I literally died laughing

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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