What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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