- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

i like turtles

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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