- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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