- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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