- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

penis. nuff said.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Go away still nothing to see

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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