- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team