u know whats a crime? rape

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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