- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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