Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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