- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Justin Bieber.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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