Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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