yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

womens rights.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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