Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

A pope meets another one

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

And you honored it I see :P

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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