- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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