- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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