- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

a black man did not eat chicken.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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