- Anti Joke

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?