- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

if you are reading this your wasting your time

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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