- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

the lemon was sweet.

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Stephen Hawking

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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