Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

anti jokes are really funny

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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