- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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