A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Black People

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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