- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Democracy.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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