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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A baby seal walks into a club.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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