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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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