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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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