What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

*Science Teacher goes into his class* Teacher:MR MCAAAAAAAN! What's the answer?! MrMccann: I dunno sir. Teacher: WHAT DO YA MEAN YA DUNNO?! HAVE I EVER ASKED YOU A QUESTION YOU DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO?! MrMcann: No Teacher:Then answer this. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DO YOU KNOW THE ANSWER?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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