- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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