why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Knock Knock No solicitors

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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