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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

i hate non minorities!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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