- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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