If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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A bar walks into a man

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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knock knock go away!!!

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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time to spruce up!

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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