What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

bangers and mash?

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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