- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How old are you? 7

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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