- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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