- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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