- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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