Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Anti Joke

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