- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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