- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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