What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Major League Soccer

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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