- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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