What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Anti Joke

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