- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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