- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Your girlfriend.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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