Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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