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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why so serious ?

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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