- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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