- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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