- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What is older than history?

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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