- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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