- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

knock knock who's there ?

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Knock knock Whose there? 4

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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