- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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