- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Cheese

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

how do you win a game try your best

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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