roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

nolan is gay

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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