How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

mikey is cute

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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