Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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salad days!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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