- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Nickelback.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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