(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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one stop shop

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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