- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

identical jokes get different votes.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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