The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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