- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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