Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Chuck Norris.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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