Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

su algato es en fuego

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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