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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

your mama's so fat... that's it

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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