- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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