I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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