Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What did the dubstep say? Wub.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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