- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are red, yup.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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