irish man drinking john smiths

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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