- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

I C U P White stuff

Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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