Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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