Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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A shark ate your mom

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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