- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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