- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

i saw amango it splootered

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