- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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