- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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