What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

I'm Andrew Schmitt

How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

charlie sheen becomes sober.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

civil rights

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

guess what what ...

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