why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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