- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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