Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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guess what what ...

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civil rights

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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An anti-joke

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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call me maybe.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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kieran is a homosexual

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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