what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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