Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Men

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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