- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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