If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

I enjoy Popcorn

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...