A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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